PSYCHOTIC BITCHES ONLY

The In Those Jeans experience

A 6-month weight loss + embodiment experience for the crazy ass bitch who wants to lose 20-50 lbs and actually keep it off, so you can finally rip the tags off a brand new, sexy pair of jeans - in the size you actually want, not the one you keep settling for.

What if you decided that this was the last time you’d ever have to lock in and lose the weight?

what if you decided that you were fed tf up with weight loss being literally the only thing in life you suck at?what if you decided it was time to stop neglecting the rest of your closet because all you can fit into are yoga pants and that one pair of stretchy jeans that's pilling at the thighs and clearly on its last leg?what if you decided you could pack for a trip thinking "i'm going to shit on all these bitches" instead of "ugh i hope i don't look fat in this dress?"

THIS IS YOUR UNFRIENDLY REMINDER THAT...YOUR WEIGHT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO CARRY THIS MUCH WEIGHT...

over what you should wear, what you should eat, or how to get out of those lunch plans with that one friend you haven't seen in years because you don't want her to see how much weight you've gained.

YOU KNOW...THAT I KNOW...THAT YOU KNOW...🗣️ THIS WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR LIFE!

• BRING THAT ASS

DECIDE TO BE DIFFERENT.

hear me loud and clear.I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SHIT ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMA, YOUR HORMONE IMBALANCE, OR WHATEVER LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET YOU'RE BLAMING FOR you not losing the weight.

THE ONLY THING THAT IS ACTUALLY BLOCKING YOU FROM LOSING THE WEIGHT IS YOU DECIDING TO DO WHAT'S REQUIRED TO LOSE THE WEIGHT. AND YOU CAN LITERALLY DECIDE THAT RIGHT NOW.

what if you just decided, right here and right now, that you are no longer the girl who spends hours ripping through her closet because she can't find anything to wear?what if you decided you were no longer going to play small by staying big because how other people feel about your excellence and sexiness has never been your problem.what if you decided to turn your body into a lethal weapon by getting so dangerously sexy that you're even more deadly at work than you already are?

inside of you exists a psychotic ass killer who is dying to be unleashed so she can body tf out of everything she sets her sights on - the in those jeans experience is where you let her loose.

IN THOSE JEANS IS A 6 MONTH WEIGHT LOSS + EMBODIMENT EXPERIENCE FOR THE PSYCHOPATH WHO IS READY TO MAKE HER 20-50 LB WEIGHT LOSS INEVITABLE, SO SHE CAN SLAM THIS CHAPTER SHUT FOR GOOD.

this vip group coaching experience was tailor-made for the bad bitch who refuses to keep taking losses and is finally ready to embody the lethal weapon she already knows herself to be.in just 6 months, i'll help you buckle down on your specific weight loss goal, so you can buckle up those sexy new jeans, and shit on anyone who ever doubted you...especially that basic bitch living inside your head.

WARNING:

THIS EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN RATED R, FOR RELENTLESSLY REAL.YOU MUST BE READY TO COMPLETELY UPROOT ANY OF THE FOLLOWING BLINDSPOTS THAT HAVE BEEN SECRETLY BLOCKING YOUR WEIGHT LOSS RESULTS:

IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE MY CLIENTS:

⭑ you’re sick and tired of people telling you shit like: “you look good exactly how you are – don’t lose more weight!” “it’s unrealistic to expect your body to look like that again!!” or “you’re being so hard on yourself - have you tried just loving yourself the way you are???” 🤡⭑ you recognize that your (lack of) weight loss results are telling the truth about you, and as painful as that is, you still refuse to blame TikTok's flavor of the month: your metabolism, your dysregulated nervous system, PCOS, or mercury being in retrograde for the 20th time this year.⭑ you’ve run through every Keto stick, Flat Tummy Tea, Beyonce Lemonade diet, juice cleanse and Herbalife Shake there is on the market - you’ve finally accepted that until you actually embody the woman who loses the weight, no pounds lost are yours to keep.⭑ you are no longer hoping and praying that this time will be different; You are declaring that it WILL be different. you are ready to make weight loss your #1 priority for the next 6 months, and are willing to do whatever tf it takes to MAKE getting in those jeans inevitable – for real, and for good this time.

Oh, and one more very important thing...

⭑ you are done Bsing yourself by saying things like: "i just want to get healthier" or "i just want to eat more intuitively." you are ready to say - with your whole chest - "i want to get in those size [X] jeans, body my body goals and put all of you bitches in a body bag... 🔪 🗣️ disrespectfully.

IF ANY OF THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU, RUN FAR, FAR AWAY:

🔪 you're in your soft girl era and want a coach who will tell you lies like: "you're doing great sweetie" when you're actually doing all the wrong things (i'm def not the one - don't get your feelings hurt).🔪 you're more attached to your excuses than your excellence. you want an enabler who will nod their head and pout when you say you can't lose weight because of your man, your mommy or your metabolism instead of a real coach who will say "anyway, so how many steps did you say you averaged last week?"🔪 you'd rather complain about your hormones than learn to leverage them. while a basic bitch is crying about her cortisol, a bad bitch is bossing tf up regardless. if you are 110% convinced that pcos, your dad's genetics or your dysregulated nervous system is why you can't lose the weight and refuse to consider that you may be the problem, this ain't the solution for you boo - carry on.🔪 you're blaming your man's taco bell obsession for your (lack of) results. this experience requires that you decenter everyone and their mother (literally), until you are 100% in focus. this won't work until you've accepted that you are the one and only problem and solution to your weight loss goals.🔪 you're "getting vacation ready" instead of embodying the woman who stays ready. this is not a quick fix baby - it's a permanent one. if you're coming in with your own imaginary deadline, you won't last the six months here. quit while you're ahead.

IF I HAVEN'T SCARED YOU AWAY YET, THEN YOU'RE A CRAZY BITCH TOO & PRECISELY WHO I DESIGNED THIS EXPERIENCE FOR. KEEP READING.

BE SOMEONE DIFFERENT FOR 6 MONTHS. JUST WATCH.

the in those jeans experience is a vip group coaching experience for the bad bitch who wants to lose the last 20-50 lbs for good this time, without the constant, nagging fear that you'll gain the weight back again.

INCLUDED IN THIS VIP GROUP COACHING EXPERIENCE:

⭑ a brand new sexy pair of jeans: as soon as you're in, i'll help you pick out a pair of sexy, premium jeans ($150) that you're dying to fit into. then i'll order + deliver them straight to your door. your crusty ex could never spoil you like this. to give you time to pick your perfect pair, expect the jeans to get delivered in month two.⭑ The “In Those Jeans” Reprogramming Portal: the in those jeans signature method is a curriculum designed to make your 20-50 lb weight loss inevitable in 6 months. this private portal includes 5 modules of exercises, journal prompts and guided visualizations that will reprogram your brain and turn you into someone that stops falling off or worrying about gaining the weight back again. portal access opens on october 1st.⭑ live weekly coaching calls with rima at 12pm est on wednesdays: you don't need accountability, you need certainty. these weekly group coaching sessions will keep you locked in by pinpointing + uprooting the exact behavioral patterns preventing you from losing weight, so you can finally close the invisible gap between you and your future self, and stop feeling terrified to regain the weight again. everyone who submits a question by the deadline is guaranteed to get direct 1:1 coaching from me on these group calls. calls begin the week of october 5th.⭑ private 1:1 feedback in telegram: every week during this experience, you'll submit a check in by monday at noon est, and you'll receive custom feedback and guidance from me in our private telegram chat within 48 hours, so you always know exactly what to do to stay on track to getting in those jeans. check ins begin the week of october 5th.⭑ private "behind the jeans" community: *gain instant access to the Behind The Jeans group-chat, where you'll be joined by other bad bitches buckling down so they can buckle up, right alongside you. no more feeling isolated or misunderstood on this journey when you can lean on this chat 24/7.

• OK LET ME IN NOW

I COULD REALLY STOP THERE, BUT I LOVE TO SPOIL MY GIRLS. 💎ON TOP OF DIRECT COACHING, YOU'LL ALSO RECEIVE THE FOLLOWING BONUSES:

⭑⭑ the In Those Jeans buckle down gift box: a custom gift box with everything you need to buckle down so you can buckle up, including branded stickers, other goodies and of course, your choice of $150 new jeans.⭑⭑⭑ the main character meals mini course: the exact meal prep system that helped me go from a size 12 to a 6 by replacing my uber eats addiction with a fool-proof meal prepping habit, without getting disgusted of my preps halfway through the week, throwing away spoiled groceries, or spending hours trying to figure out what to eat. running this system for 6 months straight will make your fat loss finally feel automatic.⭑⭑⭑⭑ the bad bitch bundle: this masterclass + fillable guide bundle is how i collapsed time on my weight loss journey by activating my inner psychopath and making my 40 lb weight loss inevitable after 16 years of failing. this bonus module alone will completely change the way you approach your lock in, and it's the perfect foundation for your next 6 months.⭑⭑⭑⭑ the insane asylum: a 7 day accelerated experience proven to kill off the version of you who is still playing small as a way to stay big. for 7 days straight, you'll go through the exact journal prompts, guided visualizations and activities that helped me unleash my inner psycho in 2024 and body my body goals for good.*⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ vision boarding for weight loss: learn the art of embodiment, and how to create a vision board for weight loss. this is the exact strategy that i followed when i created the "already her, so act like it" vision board that finally put an end to my 16-year struggle to lose the weight and keep it off. walk out with everything you need to know to create the vision board that gets you in those jeans.⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ complimentary access to paid challenges: for as long as you're inside the in those jeans experience, you'll get free vip access to every single paid challenge or container i run under $297, so you can continue challenging yourself during busy months and you stop feeling nervous about plateauing on your journey.

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for the baddie who is done wasting her life:

you cannot afford another decade of losing and regaining the same 20-50 lbs on repeat.you cannot afford to keep wasting precious moments with your loved ones secretly preoccupied with whether that dress makes you look like a cereal box.you cannot afford to keep investing time, money and trust into gym memberships or random 12-week challenges that always seem to have you regaining the weight even faster than you lost it.don't you want to slam this chapter shut for good?

YOU CAN LITERALLY JUST DECIDE TO MAKE WEIGHT LOSS INEVITABLE SO YOU CAN GET DANGEROUSLY SEXY AND TURN YOUR BODY INTO THE DEADLIEST REVENGE.LET ME SHOW YOU HOW.

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AS SOON AS YOU'RE INSIDE THE IN THOSE JEANS VIP EXPERIENCE:

1️⃣ instant access to the behind the jeans experience. as soon as you're in, you'll go through the entire "behind the jeans" onboarding experience, giving you everything you need to pick out your perfect pair of jeans.2️⃣ you'll pick your perfect pair. after following the guide and leaning on the group for support, you'll submit your perfect pair by the deadline. all gift boxes ship out one month after you've selected your pair of jeans.3️⃣ start rewiring your brain for weight loss. on october 1st, you'll gain access to the in those jeans reprogramming portal, the weekly group calls, as well as our weekly 1:1 check ins in telegram so you can begin reprogramming your brain for weight loss.4️⃣ rip the tags off your sexy jeans as soon as your jeans arrive, you'll rip the tags off and replace them with the personalized tags i've added into your baddie box. you'll use these blank tags to track your weight loss progress along the way.5️⃣ buckle down so you can buckle up. this experience has everything you need to ensure that, at the end of the 6 months, you'll be in those jeans, now, mark that date, rip that new tag off, and keep it as a reminder that you're really that bitch.

THE BADDIES ARE BUCKLING DOWN.

the in those jeans experience will set an entirely new standard for you, and the baddies inside have already RIPPED THE TAGS OFF AND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY TO BUCKLING UP.

your ability to lose the weight and keep it off for good boils down to one thing: who are you when you're triggered?are you the girlie that collapses and Crumbls into a box of overhyped diabetes? or are you the bitch that stands her ground and shoots back?

spoiler alert: she walked out picking two jeans, one to feel sexy in now, and one to feel sexy in later. what a bad bitch.

spoiler alert: her jeans were a baddie favorite, and she's already using the already her guided visualization to picture herself in them now.

spoiler alert: less than a week after her brave af encounter, she found a sexy ass pair of good american jeans in an 8, her ideal size.

GETTING SEXY IS THE BEST INVESTMENT

go ahead - name me one baddie who regretted getting sexy. i would say "i'll wait," but we clearly don't have time for that.

ONCE YOU'RE INSIDE THE EXPERIENCE, YOU'LL GET:
       ⭑ a brand new pair of sexy jeans ($150 value)
       ⭑ the “In Those Jeans” Reprogramming Portal
       ⭑ weekly group coaching sessions with Rima
       ⭑ 1:1 weekly check ins in Telegram
       ⭑ private behind the jeans community in telegramAND THE FOLLOWING BONUSES:
       ⭑⭑ (BONUS) the behind the jeans shopping guide
       ⭑⭑⭑ (BONUS) the insane asylum - 7 day accelerator
       ⭑⭑⭑⭑ (BONUS) the buckle up box to document this journey
       ⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ (BONUS) the bad bitch bundle masterclass + guide
       ⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ (BONUS) the main character meals mini-course
       ⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ (BONUS) vision boarding for weight loss workshop

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